AUTHOR: Matthew Scott Donnelly,

Monday’s “Teen Mom 2” Season 3 premiere will mark the long-awaited return of leading ladies Chelsea, KailynLeah and Jenelle, but–lest we forget–there are plenty of supporting players we’re all looking forward to seeing again. There’s Chels’ heart-of-gold dad, Randy, Leah’s ex-husband and father to her children, Corey and, of course, the infamous Barb. Jenelle’s New England-bred mother has made quite a name for herself since she first uttered the words “AND GUESS WHAT?!”

“Oh, my God. Here we go… ” Jenelle says as the clip begins, just before Barb dives right into a diatribe to end all diatribes. From each absent “r” sound to the most mocking “boooooyfriend” we’ve ever heard, the anthology of insults serves as a very clear reminder that Barb has never been one to mince words. Bite her, and she’ll bite right back, YOU LYIN’ HUSTALAH!

Check out the video, and tune into the “Teen Mom 2” Season 3 premiere Monday night at 10:00pm et/pt!


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