AUTHOR: Lisa Chudnofsky,

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With all of its marriage and baby talk, tonight’s “Snooki & JWOWW” was a single man’s nightmare. Between a girls trip to the jeweler to scope out 6-figure engagement rings and a failed attempt at wedding dress shopping (damn you, pregnancy gas! We came this close to a BFF movie montage at David’s Bridal!), Jenni seemed a tad bit obsessed with locking down a proposal from Roger. However, her best friend, who’d gotten a ring put on it back on Season 1, was too overwhelmed with impending motherhood to consider her own wedding planning.

Even in our latest “Tea Time with Snooki & JWOWW” after show, just months after Baby Lorenzo’s birth, Snooks tells her co-star that a walk down the aisle is still a long ways off. “You know I just bought land, so it’s probably going to take a year or two to build the house,” she says in the clip below. “So once that’s done, and we move in, we’re probably gonna talk about the wedding… so that’s two years from now.” While Jenni already knows exactly what she’ll be wearing on the big day (a princess corset with a long train), Nicole is much more consumed with owning fashionable burp cloths and onesies. “I don’t want to think about [dresses] right now,” she says. “Too much.”

Check out the video, and tell us what you think about Snooki’s “I do” plans.


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