AUTHOR: Matthew Scott Donnelly,

Photo: Scott Gries

After taking a dive face-first into a cup of coffee on New Year’s Day, you might have seen a photo or two of yourself on the Internet that you didn’t exactly want made public. Ideally, with some gentle persuasion, you could have it trashed.  JWOWW, sadly, wasn’t so lucky. After giving a brilliant performance as an MTV NYE 2013 hostess, she found a not-so-flattering pic of her backside floating around the web. Since taking it down completely would be near impossible, she decided to address the pap who posted it, head on.

“Sorry for my appearance,” JWOWW begins in the clip below, clad in a hoodie and some lacy drawers. “But it has come to my attention that there is a picture of my derriere going around that looks pretty vile.” Jenni proceeds to show us the true, unedited state of her behind from all sides to prove that her butt is anything but vile. She sure makes a solid case against any unflattering shots!

“I know this is not Victoria’s Secret,” JWOWW adds as she gives us another glimpse. “But it is mine, and it took a lot of doughnuts and cheeseburgers to get this!”

Check out JWOWW’s full defense below!


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