Hey, nobody said this was gonna be easy, pal. While still in the same clothes he was wearing when he first took a vow of celibacy in front of his house mates, Vinny of “Jersey Shore” already starts to feel the effects of a sexless lifestyle. Lucky, Ronnie is nearby to help talk his pal through the pain, but… he mostly just mocks him.
“I’m trying to go the longest I ever went,” Vinny says in the bonus scene from Episode 2 below, adding a day hasn’t gone by in which he hasn’t at least… uh… helped himself out since age 11. He says he’s sure staying pure helps guys achieve a higher level of thinking (apparently, unless they’re asked to actually spell “celibate”), but even talking about his chaste lifestyle gets Vinny hot and bothered, and he turns to a toy sow in an act of desperation. “It’s not the first pig you’ve f***ed in this house,” Ronnie points out as Vin and his new girl get down to business. Touche, sir.
Check out all the non-sex below!
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