Beavis And Butt-Head always have a unique perspective on pop culture trends and happenings (whatever it is, it’s “stupid,” no matter what). And since we’re pretty fond of imitating their gruff banter, we’re being so bold as to craft an imaginary page out of an imaginary episode’s script. This week, we’re taking on how we think the guys might react to The Black Eyed Peas‘ disbanding.
Beavis and Butt-Head approach the couch with chili dogs, sit down and turn on the TV. The Black Eyed Peas’ video for ‘I Gotta Feeling’ plays.
I dunno, Butt-Head, I think, like, tonight is gonna be a good night.
Yeah. Maybe it’d be a good night if they, like, shut up.
It’s like: How good a night can you have if you’re all motionless in foot traffic? I bet it like, really reeks next to that falafel cart.
And are they, like, going to battle with that facepaint? Like, relax, Sargent Fergie.
Yeah, and like…like, uhh…what are the other ones’ names?
Ehh…I don’t know.
Whoever they are, is this, like, one single night that they’ve got a good feeling about? It seems like this is, like, two or three different nights they, like, feel OK about. And now Fergie’s like, doing the Charleston but then showering? She should just like, put her underwear back on and knock it off with the shifts in time and space.
The video concludes with an MTV News update that The Black Eyed Peas have decided to take an indefinite hiatus to work on other projects.
Maybe they, like, got tired of their own lyrics. All 10 of them, heh heh.
Whatever, the whole thing, like, sucked.
Let’s, like, go find Fergie. I bet she has, like, emotional woulds that need healing, or whatever.
Beavis and Butt-Head turn off the TV and leave the room.
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