Last time we caught up with Beavis and Butt-Head, they planned to get girls by stuffing themselves with fast food à la the documentary “Super Size Me.” It turned out, however, that chicks weren’t attracted to the Hamburgler’s greasy pores (big surprise). Even though the overeating thing proved to be a bust, we came up with five other documentaries the buddies may want to model their lives after. Because ya never know what’s gonna impress the ladies.
1. “My Date With Drew“:
If unemployed Brian Herzlinger was able to get the attention of the one and only Drew Barrymore, he surely has some useful tricks up his sleeve that Beavis and Butt-Head could benefit from hearing.
2. “An Inconvenient Truth“:
Wouldn’t it be amazing to the see the boys take on something proactive, like raising awareness about a major climate issue? Beavis’ love for fire is sure to make folks (see: hippie chicks) take notice of global warming concerns.
Hey, if we already got B+B on a learning kick, they might as well be schooled on the proper use of the English language, right? Chicks–bloggers, in particular–tend to love a guy whose booty texts don’t have typos.
4. “Man on Wire“:
Wonder if our favorite pair could take couch surfing to the extreme and balance their sofa and TV on a high wire? They probably don’t make extension cords long enough, otherwise this would rule, but we do know for certain that ladies love a daredevil (see: Johnny Knoxville).
5. “The King of Kong: A Fistful of Quarters“:
OK, time to give Beavis and Butt-Head a break and throw them something they’re naturally good at–playing video games. But is the gadget-loving duo better than the King Kong champ? Heh Heh, totally.
+ Any other documentaries you think Beavis and Butt-Head should consider mimicking? Share your suggestions in the comments!
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